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painting the pole

A chick slathering on so much lipstick you think she’s trying to kiss your soul.

She put on enough lipstick to make me question my life choices.

He said it looked like she was trying to paint a mural with her mouth.

I thought I was going to get a free portrait session.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the pickle

When you take a big dump in the middle of the day and then sit there like a king while everyone else is suffering.

I painted the pickle at the mall restrooms and laughed when the security guard came running.

My uncle did the pickle in the middle of a church service and got kicked out.

I painted the pickle on the bus and had to hold it in for two hours.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the pickle

When someone else’s tongue is going up and down your weenie like they’re cleaning a toilet with a mop.

My friend painted my pickle in the locker room and I couldn’t stop laughing.

At the park, some kid licked my pickle while I was eating a hot dog.

I got painted in the pickle by my girlfriend during a surprise party.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the pickle

When you throw poop on someone’s belly like they’re a canvas and you’re some kind of poop artist.

I painted my sister in the pickle during lunch and she had to go home with brown pants.

My brother threw poop on me while I was eating pizza and it was messy.

At the school fair, I painted my teacher’s belly with poop and got suspended.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the panda

When you shoot your load on the biggest poop in the toilet. Now that bear is a panda and it’s gonna laugh at you.

I painted the panda and now I’m stuck with a brown bear that won’t stop judging me.

He came into the bathroom and saw me painting the panda like it was my full-time job.

I tried to hide my poop but the panda got painted anyway.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the panda

The moment you dump your cum on a turd and make it look like a masterpiece. Also, you’re now the worst artist ever.

I painted the panda so hard I got a standing ovation from the toilet.

She painted the panda during lunch break and didn’t even wash her hands.

He painted the panda in front of his boss and now he’s on probation.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the panda

When you take a dump, then decide to shoot your load on it. You turned your brown bear into a panda and now it’s mocking you.

I painted the panda so fast I got a medal from my toilet.

He painted the panda during a Zoom meeting and no one said anything.

She painted the panda in the school bathroom and got suspended for it.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the drive

You run out of your house with a spray can in hand, chasing the train like a maniac and drenching it in neon green while your friends laugh at you from the sidewalk.

I sprinted after that train like it was my ex and I had a paint can for revenge.

My buddy sprayed the whole side of the train while I stood there screaming, 'This is for all the times you ignored me!'

I got so distracted by painting the train that I forgot to do my math homework.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the drive

You have sex with a girl on her period and then wipe your junk on her stomach like you’re cleaning up after a mess.

I had the worst time of my life, and I still wiped my junk on her like she was a mop.

He didn’t even ask if it was okay, he just did it and called it 'post-period hygiene.'

She said it was the most painful thing ever, but also kind of funny.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the interior white

a stupid way to brag about giving someone the worst creampie ever

I painted my cousin's interior white after he ate my whole pizza

My mom said I painted her interior white when she passed out from my cum

He called me a chicken because I painted his interior white

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the interior white

a disgraceful way to say you gave someone a creampie they'll never forget

My friend painted the principal's interior white during lunch break

I got in trouble for painting my teacher's interior white

He painted his brother's interior white with a big smile

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the interior white

a lame way to say you gave someone a creampie they'll never live down

My dog painted my neighbor's interior white and ran away

I painted my dad's interior white while he was napping

She painted the mailman's interior white in front of everyone

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the door

a stupid lie you tell so you can hide from your old friends instead of watching football

Man I wish I could paint the door and skip the game

Why did I say I was sick? I just wanted to paint the door

Painting the door is my new full-time job

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the door

doing a gross amount of sex with your girlfriend because you have no choice and it feels like work

I had to painting the door again because she wouldn’t stop asking

Painting the door is like doing push-ups for your brain

Why do I always have to paint the door on weekends?

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the deck furniture

a loud way to say you're sick of how the boss is ignoring your problems and not fixing anything

I’ve been painting the deck furniture since my request was buried under 17 other emails.

My team’s been painting the deck furniture because we’re tired of waiting for a decision that never comes.

Painting the deck furniture is what I do every time I get no response from HR about my raise.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the deck furniture

when you yell at your job because it's not listening and everything feels like a waste of time

I painted the deck furniture after my boss said 'we’ll get to it later' for the 10th time.

This meeting was just painting the deck furniture in disguise.

Painting the deck furniture is what I do when I realize no one cares about my ideas.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the deck furniture

a big ol' middle finger to your company for not doing anything about your complaints

I painted the deck furniture because I got 12 replies saying 'we’re looking into it.'

Painting the deck furniture is what you do when your feedback goes straight to the trash.

My coworkers and I painted the deck furniture after we saw the same problem for three years.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the deck furniture

a fancy way of saying you're mad because no one is fixing your issues or even listening

Painting the deck furniture was my response to getting ignored for a whole week.

When I painted the deck furniture, it meant I was done with the nonsense.

I painted the deck furniture after my boss said 'we’ll talk about it tomorrow' for the 5th time.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the deck furniture

when you’re so fed up that you just yell at your job and expect something to change

I painted the deck furniture because I was tired of waiting for a decision that never came.

My team painted the deck furniture after we got no help from the manager for weeks.

Painting the deck furniture is my go-to when everything feels like a lost cause.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painting the deck furniture

a loud and angry way of telling your job that you're done with its nonsense

I painted the deck furniture because I was sick of being ignored for months.

When we painted the deck furniture, it meant we were done with all the excuses.

Painting the deck furniture is my way of saying 'no more waiting.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago