painting the door

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a stupid lie you tell so you can hide from your old friends instead of watching football

Man I wish I could paint the door and skip the game

Why did I say I was sick? I just wanted to paint the door

Painting the door is my new full-time job

doing a gross amount of sex with your girlfriend because you have no choice and it feels like work

I had to painting the door again because she wouldn’t stop asking

Painting the door is like doing push-ups for your brain

Why do I always have to paint the door on weekends?