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painting the crackhouse
Fixing up something that’s barely holding together because no one gives a damn.
I spent $200 on this crackhouse, and it still smells like old socks.
That painting job was so bad, I think the walls are laughing at me.
He called it 'restoration,' but it's just a fancy word for covering up trash.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the crackhouse
Putting on a coat of paint like it’s the last thing you’ll ever do.
She painted the crackhouse so fast, I think she was trying to escape.
He used three colors just to make it look like he tried.
The paint job was so bad, it looks like a kid threw up on the walls.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the crackhouse
Trying to make something look good when you know it's already dead.
He painted over the crackhouse like it was still alive.
She gave it a fresh coat, but it’s still got more cracks than a sidewalk.
That paint job was just a way to hide how broken everything is.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the crackhouse
Giving something a make-over when no one asked for it.
He painted the crackhouse because he thought it was a party.
She added glitter, but it still smells like old beer and regret.
They gave it a new look, but it’s still falling apart.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the crackhouse
Fixing up something that’s already got more problems than a broken heart.
He painted the crackhouse like it was going to last forever.
She tried to fix it, but it still smells like bad decisions.
That crackhouse looks better, but it's still got more cracks than a sidewalk.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the corners
When you send a message to someone you're attached to that sounds like you're trying to flirt but could also just be friendly, hoping they'll bite or act confused.
Hey, you look nice today. Did you get ready for me?
I'm feeling extra today. Want to know why?
You're the only one who gets my jokes. Is that a compliment?
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the corners
Getting yourself into a situation where you're stuck and there's no way out, like being trapped in a bad decision.
I signed up for that 20-hour fitness class. What was I thinking?
I borrowed $50 from my mom and now I owe her $100.
I tried to cook dinner and now the smoke alarm is screaming.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the clubhouse
when a guy pulls out his wiener and goes to town
He was painting the clubhouse in the break room during lunch.
I saw him doing it behind the vending machine like a total pervert.
He texted me mid-creamsicle and said he was painting the clubhouse again.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the clubhouse
when a guy gets off by himself in the most obvious place
He did it right in front of the principal’s office. Classic.
He was painting the clubhouse during staff meeting and nobody noticed.
He got caught doing it in the hallway like a fool.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the clubhouse
when a guy takes a solo trip to the bathroom that lasts way too long
He went into the bathroom and didn’t come out for 20 minutes. Something was up.
He told everyone he had to pee, but he was really painting the clubhouse.
The whole class heard him moaning in there like a lunatic.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the clubhouse
when a guy loses his mind and jacks off in public
He did it in the middle of the hallway during gym class. Everyone saw.
He was painting the clubhouse while the teacher wasn’t looking.
He lost his mind right there in the cafeteria like a total mess.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the clubhouse
when a guy turns into a hot dog and goes to town
He was painting the clubhouse while everyone else was eating lunch.
He turned into a hot dog in the back of the library. Classic move.
He did it behind the science lab like he was hiding from the world.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the clubhouse
when a guy gets so excited he jacks off without thinking
He started painting the clubhouse right in front of me during homeroom.
He didn’t even notice I was there. He was too busy being loud.
He went from calm to crazy in 3 seconds like it was a competition.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the ceiling
Painting the ceiling is when you're so dry you start screaming at the wall and then you blow your load all over the place like a confused fire hydrant
My cousin painted the ceiling after watching three hours of cat videos
I painted the ceiling during lunch break because my boss was out
My dog painted the ceiling when he found a marker in the trash
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the ceiling
Painting the ceiling is like trying to kill yourself with a spoon and then failing so hard you get paint everywhere
He tried to commit suicide with a spoon but ended up painting the ceiling instead
My mom painted the ceiling after she tripped over her cat
That kid painted the ceiling because he thought it was a math test
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the ceiling
Painting the ceiling is when you're too lazy to get up and just start jacking off in your pants like a confused toddler
He painted the ceiling while eating cereal at 2 AM
My brother painted the ceiling because he didn't want to shower
That guy painted the ceiling on his lunch break and got fired
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the ceiling
Painting the ceiling is when you blow your head off so hard it looks like a giant neon explosion
He painted the ceiling with a shotgun because he had no friends
My uncle painted the ceiling after his dog bit him
She painted the ceiling with a rifle and now her room smells like gunpowder
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the ceiling
Painting the ceiling is when you kill yourself so fast that your brains go everywhere and look like a messy art project
He painted the ceiling with his own brain because he was sad
My sister painted the ceiling after she failed her math test
That guy painted the ceiling by jumping out of a window
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the ceiling
Painting the ceiling is when you sit on the floor and let someone put sauce all over your junk like it's a fancy buffet
My cousin painted the ceiling with ketchup, mustard, and relish
He painted the ceiling after his girlfriend challenged him to a condiment war
She painted the ceiling because she thought it was a food fight
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting the bus
the fake excuse people use when they’re too lazy to actually flirt but still want to hit on someone who looks like a pease
'I just came here to painting the bus, no real intentions!', said nobody who was clearly staring at you for 10 minutes
'Painting the bus? More like painting my face red from embarrassment.', said the pease after being called out
'If I painting the bus one more time, I’m gonna throw up on this bus.', said the third wheel who only came to watch
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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