painting the ceiling

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Painting the ceiling is when you're so dry you start screaming at the wall and then you blow your load all over the place like a confused fire hydrant
My cousin painted the ceiling after watching three hours of cat videos
I painted the ceiling during lunch break because my boss was out
My dog painted the ceiling when he found a marker in the trash
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Painting the ceiling is like trying to kill yourself with a spoon and then failing so hard you get paint everywhere
He tried to commit suicide with a spoon but ended up painting the ceiling instead
My mom painted the ceiling after she tripped over her cat
That kid painted the ceiling because he thought it was a math test
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Painting the ceiling is when you're too lazy to get up and just start jacking off in your pants like a confused toddler
He painted the ceiling while eating cereal at 2 AM
My brother painted the ceiling because he didn't want to shower
That guy painted the ceiling on his lunch break and got fired
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Painting the ceiling is when you blow your head off so hard it looks like a giant neon explosion
He painted the ceiling with a shotgun because he had no friends
My uncle painted the ceiling after his dog bit him
She painted the ceiling with a rifle and now her room smells like gunpowder
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Painting the ceiling is when you kill yourself so fast that your brains go everywhere and look like a messy art project
He painted the ceiling with his own brain because he was sad
My sister painted the ceiling after she failed her math test
That guy painted the ceiling by jumping out of a window
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Painting the ceiling is when you sit on the floor and let someone put sauce all over your junk like it's a fancy buffet
My cousin painted the ceiling with ketchup, mustard, and relish
He painted the ceiling after his girlfriend challenged him to a condiment war
She painted the ceiling because she thought it was a food fight
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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