painting the bus
the fake excuse people use when they’re too lazy to actually flirt but still want to hit on someone who looks like a pease
'I just came here to painting the bus, no real intentions!', said nobody who was clearly staring at you for 10 minutes
'Painting the bus? More like painting my face red from embarrassment.', said the pease after being called out
'If I painting the bus one more time, I’m gonna throw up on this bus.', said the third wheel who only came to watch