painting the clubhouse

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when a guy pulls out his wiener and goes to town
He was painting the clubhouse in the break room during lunch.
I saw him doing it behind the vending machine like a total pervert.
He texted me mid-creamsicle and said he was painting the clubhouse again.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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when a guy gets off by himself in the most obvious place
He did it right in front of the principal’s office. Classic.
He was painting the clubhouse during staff meeting and nobody noticed.
He got caught doing it in the hallway like a fool.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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when a guy takes a solo trip to the bathroom that lasts way too long
He went into the bathroom and didn’t come out for 20 minutes. Something was up.
He told everyone he had to pee, but he was really painting the clubhouse.
The whole class heard him moaning in there like a lunatic.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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when a guy loses his mind and jacks off in public
He did it in the middle of the hallway during gym class. Everyone saw.
He was painting the clubhouse while the teacher wasn’t looking.
He lost his mind right there in the cafeteria like a total mess.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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when a guy turns into a hot dog and goes to town
He was painting the clubhouse while everyone else was eating lunch.
He turned into a hot dog in the back of the library. Classic move.
He did it behind the science lab like he was hiding from the world.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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when a guy gets so excited he jacks off without thinking
He started painting the clubhouse right in front of me during homeroom.
He didn’t even notice I was there. He was too busy being loud.
He went from calm to crazy in 3 seconds like it was a competition.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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