Discover Slang

'I’m painting the bus because I don’t know how to talk to her.', said the guy who had 50 messages saved

'Painting the bus? That’s not a strategy, that’s a cry for help.', said the friend who had already asked out 3 peases that day

‘I painting the bus so hard I think my brain is leaking out of my ears.’, said the guy who tried to flirt with both twins and got rejected by both

'I’m painting the bus because I don’t know how to be cool.', said the guy who had 3 friends laughing at him in the background

'Painting the bus? That’s not cute, that’s desperate.', said the girl who was already texting her ex

‘If I paint this bus one more time, I’m gonna take it out on my mom.’, said the pease who just got called out by his own friend

I painted rainbows in the park and got chased by cops.

My mom found my stash and said I was painting rainbows again.

He painted rainbows while eating a taco at 3 AM.

She painted rainbows and said she was going to college.

He painted rainbows and told his boss he had a pet dragon.

My friend painted rainbows and claimed he could talk to ghosts.

He wore glitter and painted rainbows. The entire class laughed.

My brother painted rainbows in front of his crush. He’s still single.

That guy painted rainbows at the football game. Everyone booed him.

I peed so hard I thought I was gonna break the toilet.

My stool turned my bowl into a brown paint job.

The toilet looked like it had been defaced by a giant raccoon.

My breakfast exploded in the toilet like it was trying to escape.

I took such a dump I think the toilet got a tattoo.

The toilet looked like it had been covered in chocolate pudding.

I pooped so hard I think the toilet got a new identity.

The bowl was covered in brown like it had been painted by a drunk artist.

My stool sprayed everywhere like it was on a mission.

I took such a dump it stuck like glue.

The toilet wouldn’t let go of my poop no matter how many times I flushed.

My stool was like a stubborn kid who didn't want to leave.

I peed like I was trying to break the toilet.

The toilet was covered in liquid brown like it was melting.

My poop came out like it had a rocket.

I took such a dump I think the toilet got a new color.

The bowl had streaks like it was a graffiti wall.

After my crap, the toilet looked like it had been attacked by brown paint.

I took such a crap I think the toilet had a face.

The bowl was covered in brown like it was a mess-up.

After my dump, the toilet looked like it had been defaced by a poop artist.

The painter said, 'I’m not cleaning this mess. I’ll just paint over it.'

He pooped on the floor and yelled, 'This is my masterpiece!'

His boss walked in and saw a brown blob on the freshly painted wall.

He said, 'I’m not cleaning up. I’ll just cover it with more paint.'

She pooped on the floor and added, 'This is a new style.'

The painter dropped his brush in the poop and kept painting.

He said, 'I’m saving money. This is my way of doing it.'

He pooped and said, 'This looks like a modern art piece.'

His coworker walked in and saw paint mixed with poop.

I was painting my nails when my mom walked in and asked what I was doing.

At the mall, I told my friend I was 'painting my nails' instead of saying I was touching myself.

During math class, I whispered to my crush, 'I'm painting my nails.'

My sister says she paints her nails every night before bed, but I know she's just faking it.

I told my teacher I was painting my nails instead of doing the homework.

He asked why I kept looking at my phone, and I said, 'I'm painting my nails.'

At the grocery store, I told my mom I was painting my nails instead of touching myself.

During lunch break, I said I was painting my nails when my friend walked in on me.

I texted my crush, 'I'm painting my nails right now,' and he replied with a smiley face.

I told my brother I was painting my nails, but he knew I was lying.

At the park, I said I was painting my nails instead of touching myself in front of everyone.

During a video call, I pretended to be painting my nails while I was really getting off.

I said I was painting my nails when my friend came into my room unexpectedly.

During a Zoom meeting, I told everyone I was painting my nails instead of getting off.

My mom caught me 'painting my nails' but didn't know what I was really doing.