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painting my nails
When girls say they're just playing with nail polish, but they’re really getting themselves off.
I told my crush I was painting my nails when he walked in on me.
At the movies, I said I was painting my nails instead of touching myself during the break.
My sister says she's always painting her nails, and now I know why.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting her fingernails
Painting her fingernails is when a girl flashes her nails like she just got a manicure, but it’s really just a sneaky way to show off how good she looks while pretending to do something else.
She was in the bathroom at the bar and came out with a glossy smile like she had just won a beauty contest.
At the grocery store, she opened her phone like she was texting, but it was really just so she could show off her nails.
During lunch break, she sat across from me and slowly peeled back her nail polish like it was a secret.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting her fingernails
Painting her fingernails is when a girl takes forever to do something simple, just so she can show off her nails like they’re the most important thing in the world.
She had to wait for me at the mall and spent 20 minutes picking out her nail color.
At the coffee shop, she took five minutes just to apply one nail before we even got our drinks.
She turned a quick trip to the store into an entire beauty session because of her nails.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting her fingernails
Painting her fingernails is when a girl shows off her nails like they’re made of gold, even though she just used cheap polish from the drugstore.
She showed me her nails at work like it was the end of the world and I hadn’t seen anything good yet.
At the gym, she turned around and gave me a full nail inspection like I was her new best friend.
In the car, she opened her phone just to show me her nails like they were the only thing that mattered.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting him
When a guy sprays his cum all over another guy like he's trying to cover a mural
He painted him during the club dance and wouldn't stop laughing
They did it in the back of a taxi and got yelled at by the driver
At the gym, he painted him right after a workout and said it was part of his routine
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting him
When one man forces his jizz into another man like it's a required school project
He painted him in the locker room and said it was 'final exams'
During a Zoom call, he painted him and everyone had to mute their reactions
At the bar, he painted him and called it 'team bonding'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting him
When a guy shoots his load on another guy like he’s trying to make a mess out of a clean shirt
He painted him in the restaurant and left a tip with cum on it
During a video game stream, he painted him live and said it was 'a power-up'
At the park, he painted him while everyone watched and laughed
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting him
When one man pours his cum all over another like it's a hot meal and he’s the waiter
He painted him at brunch and said it was 'continental breakfast'
During a podcast, he painted him and called it 'a surprise segment'
At the beach, he painted him and the sand got involved
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting him
When a guy dumps his jizz on another guy like he’s doing a science experiment
He painted him in the lab and said it was 'a chemical reaction'
During a YouTube live, he painted him and called it 'a new genre of art'
At the party, he painted him and said it was 'the final test'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting him
When one man spills his cum on another like they’re in a horror movie and it’s the final scene
He painted him during the horror film and said it was 'the climax'
At the theater, he painted him right before the credits rolled
During a sleepover, he painted him and called it 'the scary ending'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting her tractor
When a woman cums on her dildo while she's jerking off. Her bush has to be huge enough to hold all the mess.
She said it felt like a storm hit her dildo.
He saw her doing it in the garage and nearly fainted.
She told her friend it was the best cum session ever.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting her tractor
A woman shooting her load on a big dildo while she's giving herself a hand job. Her bush has to be huge.
She said it was like the sky exploded in her pants.
Her boyfriend walked in and got covered in cum.
She posted a video of it and got 10,000 likes.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting her tractor
When a woman cums all over her big dildo while she's touching herself. She needs a giant bush to hold the mess.
She said it was the most intense cum ever.
Her dog ran in and got covered in cum.
She told her mom it felt like a waterfall.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting her attic window
Licking the inside of your elbow like it owes you money.
She painted her attic window by licking the inside of her elbow like she was trying to pay off a debt.
He spent all morning painting his attic window by licking his elbow like it was his ex.
They both painted their attic windows by licking each other’s elbows and cussing about it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting her attic window
Smearing lipstick on a window while screaming into a pillow.
She painted her attic window by smearing lipstick on the glass while screaming into a pillow like she was in a drama club.
He painted his attic window with lipstick and screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
They both painted their attic windows with lipstick and screamed at each other for 20 minutes.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting her attic window
Using a tube of mascara like it was a paintbrush.
She painted her attic window using a tube of mascara like she was trying to make the window look like a raccoon.
He used his mascara as a paintbrush and made a mess so big the cat ran away.
They both used their mascara to paint their attic windows and ended up looking like they’d been in a fight with a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting
A gay guy’s way of saying he got his butt fucked by someone who didn’t wash their cock or went too deep. It feels like you were used as a canvas for a messy art class.
My man just said he got painted after a long night at the club.
She told him she was painting him because he didn't shower before sex.
He said, 'I got painted so bad I look like a toddler’s finger-painting disaster.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting
The new dirty word for jacking off. It doesn’t matter if you’re a guy or a girl, you’re just painting the air with your thoughts.
My cousin said he was painting all night before his exam.
She texted me, 'I can't stop painting.'
He told his mom he had to paint because he failed math.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting
When a guy comes on a girl and then uses his cock like a brush to draw all over her with his cum. It’s pretty much just a messy art show that doesn’t last.
He came on her face and said he was painting her portrait.
She told him, 'You painted me so bad I look like a kid’s finger-painting mess.'
He used his cock to paint her chest like it was a canvas.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
painting
A dirty version of graffiti. Instead of spray paint, you use your cum or your finger to draw all over someone.
He painted the wall with his cum and said it was a masterpiece.
She drew on his chest with her finger like it was a mural.
They used their hands to paint the whole room.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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