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painting
When someone grabs your cheeks and slaps them until they turn red. It’s like getting a face full of slap beats.
She painted my face so hard it turned red.
He slapped her cheeks until they looked like tomatoes.
They painted each other until their faces were beat red.
painting
When a guy comes on a picture of a girl and thinks it’s the best art ever. It’s like he got paid to be messy.
He came on her photo and said it was his masterpiece.
She posted the painting and everyone laughed at it.
He painted the poster so bad it looked like a toddler’s doodle.
painting
When two people are just yelling and hitting each other. It doesn’t matter if they’re in love or not, they're just painting the room with their anger.
They were painting the living room like it was a war zone.
He said she painted him so hard he had a black eye.
They painted each other until the walls were covered in sweat and spit.
painting daddy's ceiling
A man takes his pants off and sits on a woman’s face. She eats colored stuff like ketchup and mustard, then licks his junk. It’s art, but it smells like a gym after lunch.
My aunt paints daddy's ceiling every Sunday
He called it 'the Mona Lisa of butts'
She said it looked like a rainbow exploded on his crotch
painting daddy's ceiling
A guy dumps his nuts on a woman’s face. She uses different sauces to make a masterpiece. It’s not pretty, but it’s definitely messy.
They said it was 'the worst masterpiece ever'
She used hot sauce and got him back
He cried when she added relish
painting daddy's ceiling
A man uses his junk as a canvas. A woman eats colorful stuff and licks it off. It’s like a food fight, but with more saliva.
He said it was 'the most beautiful thing he ever saw'
She made him eat the masterpiece too
It got so bad, the dog ran away
painting curtains
Licking a woman’s pussy in front of everyone like it's the best show ever
He did it right in the middle of the grocery store.
She was too shocked to yell.
The kids saw everything.
painting curtains
Giving a woman’s snatch a tongue massage while people watch
He did it in the break room during lunch.
No one said anything because they were too busy laughing.
The manager walked in and didn’t say a word.
painting curtains
Using your tongue to make a woman’s snatch happy while everyone stares
He did it during the movie premiere.
People were too busy taking pictures.
The actors looked confused.
painting a rainbow
When a guy does or wears something so stupid it makes him look like a fag
He wore glittery pants to the football game. Looked like he was dressed for a drag show.
He tried to sing karaoke and failed. Everyone laughed at him.
He showed up in a unicorn shirt. No one took him seriously anymore.
painting a rainbow
Making things look fancy when they really aren't, like lying to your mom about your grades
He said he got an A on the math test. He barely passed.
She told her friends she went to Paris. She just took a bus to the mall.
He claimed he could fix the car. It’s still broken.
painting a rainbow
Smoking weed so smooth it looks like you're doing yoga
He took one hit and sat there like a Buddha.
She smoked the whole joint without blinking. Like she was born with it.
He passed the bong to his friend and said, 'This is a spiritual experience.'
painting a picture
You fake cum on a picture because you're too lazy to do it for real
I saw my cousin do this in math class. He got caught.
My mom sent me a photo of her doing this while watching soap operas.
He texted his crush a selfie with cum on it. She blocked him.
painting a picture
You poop on a picture because you’re too tired to go all the way to the bathroom
My brother did this during a Zoom meeting. His boss asked if he was okay.
She posted it on TikTok and got 10,000 likes.
He sent it to his ex and she screamed at him.
paintina
How good the paint looks on something that’s supposed to be cool or old but got messed up.
My dad's '72 Mustang is so paintina it looks like it just rolled out of a glitter factory.
This vintage bike has paintina so bad you could probably use it as a face mask.
That car got hit by a truck and now it’s just paintina gone wrong.
paintina
When the color on something looks so good you want to lick it, but it's also kind of trashy.
That car’s paintina is so smooth I could probably eat it for breakfast.
This toaster has paintina that makes me question my life choices.
The bike he bought looked like a painting, but it was just paintina.
paintina
The way the color on something shines and looks fancy even if it's been through hell.
That truck’s paintina is so shiny I could use it as a mirror.
This old boat has paintina that makes it look brand new, probably because it was painted by a wizard.
He spent $500 on paintina and it still looks like a crayon box exploded.
paintina
When the color on something is so good you can’t help but admire it, even if it’s been cursed by bad luck.
That car’s paintina is so good I could die happy.
This motorcycle has paintina that makes me want to ride it into the sun.
He got hit by a bus and still has decent paintina, some people are just lucky.
paintina
The look of something’s color when it's been taken care of or given a second life.
That old van got a fresh coat of paintina and now looks like it was made for a movie.
This junker has paintina so good I want to marry it.
She painted her shoes with paintina that makes them look like they cost $100.
paintin
When you leave a smoldering trail of rubber on the road like you just came out of hell and it’s your job to make traffic lines look like they got hit by a flaming brick.
I painted the whole intersection so hard, the cops thought it was a fire drill.
That kid painted the highway like he had a grudge against the asphalt.
I painted three lanes just to show off my tires.
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