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paintin

When you’re so lit, you could be the main event at a rave and still make the DJ look like a background dancer.

I painted all night and didn’t even break a sweat.

That car was painted so good, I thought it had a second life.

He painted the road so cool, my dog started doing backflips.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

paintimation

making cartoons but with paint instead of your brain.

My art teacher said my animation looked like it was done by a toddler who just got kicked out of a paint store.

I tried to do paintimation and ended up with a blob that looks like it’s crying glitter.

My dog tried to help me paintimate, and now my wall is covered in purple spaghetti.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

paintimation

when you try to animate but use paint like it's your last hope.

I painted a cat doing a handstand, but it looks more like a sad potato.

My sister’s paintimation is so bad, the characters look like they’re about to scream into a pillow.

My brother tried to paintimate and now my living room looks like a war zone.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

paintimation

drawing moving pictures with paint because you're too lazy to use your hands properly.

I painted a dancing dinosaur, but it just looks like a confused blob.

My little cousin tried paintimation and now my ceiling has a mustache on it.

I painted a superhero flying, but he looks more like he’s falling into a vat of glitter.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

paintimation

using paint to make things move because you forgot how animation works.

My paintimation looked like it was done by someone who just got yelled at by a crayon.

I tried to animate a fish, but it looks more like a sad jellyfish in a blender.

My dog’s paintimation is so bad, the cat ran away.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

paintimation

the act of making cartoons with paint because you’re too dumb to use your brain.

I painted a robot dancing, but it just looks like a blob trying to cry.

My brother’s paintimation is so bad, the teacher gave him a D for creativity.

I tried to paintimate and now my wall has a mustache and a side-eye.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

paintifull

when you're looking at art or painting stuff and it's so good that even your brain can't handle it without melting into a puddle of awe

I saw that painting, my brain exploded. I’m still picking up pieces.

That mural was like a rainbow on steroids. I’ve never been that high.

She painted the sky and now I want to live in her head.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

paintifull

when you see something so artful it makes your words sound like they were thrown out of a garbage can by a confused toddler

That sculpture was so good, I tried to describe it and my friend just laughed at me.

The painting made me say ‘it’s like a dream but also a nightmare’, and that didn’t make sense even to me.

I tried explaining the art to my mom. She said she’d rather take a bullet.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

paintified

when something looks like it got hit by a paint can; or if someone actually used a paint can on it.

My mom’s wall looks like it was attacked by a paint can. I think she got mad at the cat.

He painted his face blue for Halloween and now it looks like he got hit by a paint can.

This kid's sneakers are so paintified, they look like they were dipped in a paint bucket.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

paintified

when something is covered in color like it was thrown into a paint factory and screamed.

That mural looks like it was thrown into a paint factory and screamed at the top of its lungs.

My dog’s fur is so paintified, it looks like he rolled around in a paint store.

This kid’s shirt is covered in color. It looks like it got tossed into a paint machine.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

paintified

when something has so much paint on it, it might as well be a paintball victim.

This wall is so paintified, it looks like someone shot it with a paintball gun 10 times.

My brother’s head looks like he was hit by a paintball machine. He got paint in his ears.

That car is covered in color. It might as well be a paintball victim.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

paintified

when something has so much color on it, you think it was dipped in a rainbow and yelled at.

This kid’s shirt is dipped in a rainbow. It looks like he got yelled at by a painter.

My sister’s room is so paintified, it looks like she took a bath in paint.

That wall is covered in color. Someone must have taken a shower in paint.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

paintified

when something looks like it was thrown into a bucket of paint and left to rot.

This kid’s shoes look like they were thrown into a paint bucket and left to rot.

My dog’s fur is so paintified, it looks like he got tossed in a paint can and forgotten.

That wall has so much color on it. It looks like someone painted it and then forgot about it.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

paintience

the kind of patience you need when your paint is worse than your mood

I tried to paint my nails and it took me three hours. Paintience, baby.

My dad painted the house and it looked like a war zone. He needs more paintience.

I had to repaint my room seven times. I’m out of paintience.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

paintience

a word made by Moriah Elizabeth, who probably needed it after a bad day with glitter and bad decisions

Moriah made this word because she spilled paint on her homework. Paintience saved her life.

She invented it when her art project looked like a toddler’s nightmare.

It was born from a very long day of painting and crying.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

paintience

when you use so much paint and still can't get it right

I used five cans of paint and still got it wrong. Paintience is real.

My wall looks like a rainbow exploded. I need more paintience.

I painted my dog’s toenails. It took forever. Paintience, baby.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

paintience

when you sit there and paint slow like you're trying to annoy someone

I painted so slow my brother lost his mind. Paintience is the worst.

She painted her face like it was a battle. Paintience is deadly.

He painted the ceiling for six hours. Paintience killed him.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painthetic

a moment so bad it hurts your soul and makes you cry in public

When my dog ate my homework and I got a D

My ex broke up with me via text message

I tried to juggle three pizzas and failed

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painthetic

a situation so cringey it feels like your grandma's Facebook posts

My cousin proposed to his boss in the middle of a Zoom call

I wore socks with sandals to a wedding

My pet goldfish died and I cried for three days

by Slangipedia 7d ago

painthetic

a time when everything goes wrong at once like your worst nightmare came true

I spilled coffee on my boss and my laptop died

My pizza was late and the delivery guy got lost

I tried to text my crush but sent a photo of my dog's butt

by Slangipedia 7d ago