paintin

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When you leave a smoldering trail of rubber on the road like you just came out of hell and it’s your job to make traffic lines look like they got hit by a flaming brick.
I painted the whole intersection so hard, the cops thought it was a fire drill.
That kid painted the highway like he had a grudge against the asphalt.
I painted three lanes just to show off my tires.
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When you’re so lit, you could be the main event at a rave and still make the DJ look like a background dancer.
I painted all night and didn’t even break a sweat.
That car was painted so good, I thought it had a second life.
He painted the road so cool, my dog started doing backflips.
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