painting daddy's ceiling

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A man takes his pants off and sits on a woman’s face. She eats colored stuff like ketchup and mustard, then licks his junk. It’s art, but it smells like a gym after lunch.
My aunt paints daddy's ceiling every Sunday
He called it 'the Mona Lisa of butts'
She said it looked like a rainbow exploded on his crotch
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A guy dumps his nuts on a woman’s face. She uses different sauces to make a masterpiece. It’s not pretty, but it’s definitely messy.
They said it was 'the worst masterpiece ever'
She used hot sauce and got him back
He cried when she added relish
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A man uses his junk as a canvas. A woman eats colorful stuff and licks it off. It’s like a food fight, but with more saliva.
He said it was 'the most beautiful thing he ever saw'
She made him eat the masterpiece too
It got so bad, the dog ran away
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