painting her attic window

She painted her attic window by licking the inside of her elbow like she was trying to pay off a debt.

He spent all morning painting his attic window by licking his elbow like it was his ex.

They both painted their attic windows by licking each other’s elbows and cussing about it.

She painted her attic window by smearing lipstick on the glass while screaming into a pillow like she was in a drama club.

He painted his attic window with lipstick and screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.

They both painted their attic windows with lipstick and screamed at each other for 20 minutes.

She painted her attic window using a tube of mascara like she was trying to make the window look like a raccoon.

He used his mascara as a paintbrush and made a mess so big the cat ran away.

They both used their mascara to paint their attic windows and ended up looking like they’d been in a fight with a raccoon.