painting over poop

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A painter poops on a fresh paint job because he’s too lazy to walk two feet to the bathroom, then acts like it never happened.
The painter said, 'I’m not cleaning this mess. I’ll just paint over it.'
He pooped on the floor and yelled, 'This is my masterpiece!'
His boss walked in and saw a brown blob on the freshly painted wall.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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Someone takes a dump right where the paint just dried, then paints over it like it was part of the plan.
He said, 'I’m not cleaning up. I’ll just cover it with more paint.'
She pooped on the floor and added, 'This is a new style.'
The painter dropped his brush in the poop and kept painting.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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A painter poops on a new paint job because he’s too cheap to buy toilet paper, then paints over it like it was intentional.
He said, 'I’m saving money. This is my way of doing it.'
He pooped and said, 'This looks like a modern art piece.'
His coworker walked in and saw paint mixed with poop.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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