painting the bus
the act of pretending you’re trying to impress someone but really just want them to stop looking at you like you're a pease
'I’m painting the bus because I don’t know how to be cool.', said the guy who had 3 friends laughing at him in the background
'Painting the bus? That’s not cute, that’s desperate.', said the girl who was already texting her ex
‘If I paint this bus one more time, I’m gonna take it out on my mom.’, said the pease who just got called out by his own friend