painting the panda

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When you shoot your load on the biggest poop in the toilet. Now that bear is a panda and it’s gonna laugh at you.

I painted the panda and now I’m stuck with a brown bear that won’t stop judging me.

He came into the bathroom and saw me painting the panda like it was my full-time job.

I tried to hide my poop but the panda got painted anyway.

The moment you dump your cum on a turd and make it look like a masterpiece. Also, you’re now the worst artist ever.

I painted the panda so hard I got a standing ovation from the toilet.

She painted the panda during lunch break and didn’t even wash her hands.

He painted the panda in front of his boss and now he’s on probation.

When you take a dump, then decide to shoot your load on it. You turned your brown bear into a panda and now it’s mocking you.

I painted the panda so fast I got a medal from my toilet.

He painted the panda during a Zoom meeting and no one said anything.

She painted the panda in the school bathroom and got suspended for it.