painting the sheets
When you cum so much on the bed it looks like someone spilled a whole bucket of jizz and didn’t care if the sheets ever saw the light of day again.
My roommate paints the sheets every time he gets high and forgets his pants are off.
She came home from the club and just started painting the sheets like it was her job.
He said he’d rather die than let his mom see him paint the sheets on a Saturday morning.