painting the room

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when you blow your load all over the ceiling fan and it sprays everywhere like a white liquid explosion
I painted my room so hard the fan looked like it had a shower.
He painted his room and now the fan has a bald spot.
My sister painted her room and the fan is now a canvas.
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telling someone to die in their own blood by covering everything with it like they’re a meatball
He told me to paint my room in blood and I did it with a knife.
She said ‘paint your room’ and I spilled my entire coffee on the floor.
My brother painted his room with a puddle of blood from his leg.
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a tiny basement hole where you keep paint and get high while throwing up
I hide my paint in the cellar room and smoke weed until I throw up.
My mom’s painting room is just a hole with a bucket of red stuff.
The best part about my painting room is that it smells like old pizza.
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standing on your feet right before you blow your load and spinning like a crazy man
He painted his room by spinning so fast he got dizzy.
I painted my room and now I have a headache from spinning.
She painted her room while doing the cha-cha and it was awesome.
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