painting the post

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A nickname for the Huffington Post blog that sounds like it was written by someone who smells bad and has no idea what cool means.
I read that Huffington Post blog again. Painting the post? Man, that's the worst name ever.
My teacher said painting the post is like being stuck in a room with a broken fan and no air.
My brother calls it painting the post because he thinks it’s art. It’s not. It’s garbage.
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When you have sex with your girl on her period and it feels like she's giving you a free enema.
I told my friend I painted the post last night. He asked if I got in trouble. I said no, but I got out of bed.
She said we had to paint the post again because the first time was just practice.
My mom found out I painted the post and she yelled at me like I broke her favorite mug.
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