painting the puck

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when hockey players huddle around a puck like a group of horny teens and the last one to touch it gets forced to swallow whatever gross thing is on it
The guy who painted the puck got stuck with a piece of pizza that had been sitting in a soda for two hours.
After painting the puck, the poor kid had to eat a moldy sandwich someone threw at him.
He painted the puck and ended up swallowing a bunch of hair from the team’s barber.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a group of hockey players circle-jerking around a puck like it's the last donut at the bakery, and whoever drops the puck gets stuck with whatever snack was on it
She painted the puck and got stuck with a meatball sub that had been left in the sun all day.
He painted the puck just to avoid eating the team’s old gym socks.
After painting the puck, she had to eat a whole bag of pretzels someone threw at her like a curse.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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a hockey ritual where players surround a puck and pass it around until one person gets stuck with the puck and whatever messy snack was on it
He painted the puck and had to eat a soggy taco that looked like it came from a garbage can.
She painted the puck and got stuck with someone’s old candy bar that had been forgotten for weeks.
He painted the puck just so he wouldn’t have to eat the team’s moldy pizza.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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