painting the town brown

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The worst kind of poop that sticks to the toilet like a cockroach in a cheese factory. It’s so gross, even the toilet feels ashamed.

My brother painted the town brown after eating a whole pizza before bedtime.

I saw my dog do it and it looked like a crime scene.

My friend's mom did it and the toilet hasn't forgiven her.

When your poop is so bad, it could make a ghost cry. It leaves a brown mark that no amount of flushing can fix.

My sister painted the town brown after drinking soda and eating glitter.

My cat did it and now my toilet looks like a graveyard.

I painted the town brown and my dad said I was gonna die from it.

Shitting. The best kind of shitting. It’s like when you’re at a concert, but instead of music, it’s just you letting everything out.

I painted the town brown during my math test and my teacher was mad.

My friend did it in the hallway and got sent to the principal's office.

When I ate too much pizza, I painted the town brown on the bus.

Going out with your friends and knowing it’s gonna be a total mess. Like when you’re at a party and someone eats too many tacos.

I went out on the town and painted it brown because I ate three burgers.

My friends and I painted the town brown after drinking way too much soda.

At the concert, we painted the town brown and got kicked out.