paintshopped
When you're so broke you use Paint instead of Photoshop because you can't afford anything but your next meal.
He used Paint to make me look like a monster, and now I have to wear a mask to school.
She tried to add a mustache to my face with Paint, and it looked like I had a raccoon on my nose.
My dad put a crown on his head using Paint and now he thinks he's king.