painuly

Fresh

0 views · Added 1h ago · 3 definitions

He's the biggest tool in the room who gets a meltdown every time someone else does better than him

When his ex got a promotion, he texted her: 'You think you're fancy now? I'll show you fancy.'

At the party, he kept yelling at the DJ because the music was too good.

He posted a rant online: 'I'm not happy. No one is. Except that guy over there.'

A total failure who screams about it whenever someone else shines brighter than him

He sent a message to his friend: 'You got rich? I'm still broke and you're not even trying.'

At work, he threw a fit when the new guy got praised for his work.

He posted on social media: 'I’m getting tired of everyone else being cool.'

A big ol' piece of trash who can't stand watching someone else do well

He messaged his cousin: 'You're living the dream? I'm still stuck in my parents’ basement.'

At the gym, he yelled at a guy for doing push-ups better than him.

He wrote on Twitter: 'I’m jealous of everyone. Especially you, Jack.'