paipa
Paipa is a New Zealand beauty who will punch your lights out if you annoy her. She's got the looks, the skills, and the power to make you regret every lie ever told.
You told her she was ugly. She laughed in your face and then beat you up with a volleyball.
She asked you to do something simple. You said no. She used Widow on Overwatch to kill you 12 times.
You lied about her playlist again. She played it so loud, the neighbors called the cops.