paione

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A full-on piece of trash who doesn't care if you're crying or dying and also wants to flirt with your dad
She walked into my room at 2 AM and asked if I wanted to kiss her
She called me a baby for eating cereal for breakfast
She told my mom she was 'hot' while I was in the hospital
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A walking disaster who thinks everyone’s a fool and also wants to be your lover and your enemy
She started a fight with my best friend just because he said she smelled like onions
She texted me at 3 AM saying I was 'boring'
She tried to seduce my uncle during family dinner
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A total mess who doesn’t know when to stop and also thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread
She took over my math test and failed it for both of us
She told the teacher I was ‘a waste of oxygen’
She asked me out in front of the whole school
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