paior

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A fake friend who’s got dark skin and eyes that look like they were glued on. They’d rather sniff old mom juice than hang out with real friends.

'I’m gonna go sniff cocaine at the club, bye losers.'

'My mom’s cunt is smoother than your face.'

'I live in my friend’s house for free, and I still call them a fake friend.'

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A non-friend with huge eyes and skin that looks like it never saw the sun. They’d rather date an old mom than hang out with anyone.

'I’m going to my mom’s house instead of coming to the party.'

'My friend’s house is my free rent place.'

'Old cunts are better than your face.'

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A fake pal with giant eyes and skin that looks like it’s been buried for years. They’d rather hit a club and sniff drugs than hang out with real people.

'I’m going to the club, not hanging out with you.'

'My mom is better looking than your face.'

'I live in my friend’s house, and I don’t pay rent.'

by Slangipedia 3h ago