Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman’s two meaty globes, usually the subject of every man’s useless thoughts.

'Look at that pair, I’d rip them off just to feel them.'

'She walks in like a goddess with that pair on display.'

'He stared at her pair for 10 minutes straight. Unlucky bastard.'

2

Two cards with the same number or face, because you’re too lazy to win with anything else.

'I just got a pair of kings. I’m gonna take your money.'

'He had a pair of fives and still lost.'

'A pair of twos? That’s the best you can do?'

3

The two meat sacks hanging below a dude, usually used for laughing at other people.

'He got kicked in the pair and still laughed.'

'That guy’s pair is so big they could be a separate country.'

'I’ve seen worse pairs than that.'

4

In cricket, getting two ducks in your two innings like you’re too weak to play properly.

'He scored two ducks in his two innings. What a waste of time.'

'That player got two ducks and didn’t even try.'

'Two ducks? That’s the worst I’ve seen this season.'

5

A couple of guns, because you’re too cool for one.

'He walked in with a pair of pistols. No need to say anything else.'

'She had a pair of shotguns and didn’t even blink.'

'That guy brought a pair of revolvers just to annoy me.'

6

A word from London meaning sad, but now used in Brum like it’s the best thing ever.

'He’s paired up because his dog ran away.'

'That movie was so bad, I’m paired to the bone.'

'She got paired after her ex left her for a chicken.'

7

A fake relationship made up by fans between Peter Petrelli and Claire Bennet because they wanted more drama.

'I ship Paire harder than the actual characters.'

'That fan fiction is so good, I think it’s canon now.'

'Paire or die trying.'