paiphilia

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Paiphilia is when you get a boner for tiny magical creatures that float around like they own the place. It’s basically being a fairy’s best friend, even if you’re not one.
My crush is a goblin with wings and a bad attitude.
I passed out during a fae parade because it was too pretty.
He asked me to join his fairy squad. I said yes, but only if he stops singing.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Paiphilia is the madness of being attracted to little magical things that fly or float. It’s like being a kid who still believes in fairies, but with more drama and less bedtime.
She turned into a butterfly and flew away mid-conversation.
He proposed during a pixie dance. I said yes, but only if he stops talking about his ex-fairy.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Paiphilia is when you’re so into little magical creatures that it feels like your brain got replaced by a fairy. You don’t care if people laugh at you.
I followed a fae through the forest just to see where he lived.
He asked me to be his eternal companion. I said yes, but only if he stops whispering secrets in my ear.
She turned into a dragonfly and stung me for no reason.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Paiphilia is when you get all hot and bothered over tiny magical beings that float around like they’re royalty. It’s basically being a fairy’s love slave.
He asked me to marry him during a fae festival. I said yes, but only if he stops talking about his ex-fairy.
She turned into a hummingbird and flew into my mouth.
I tried to impress a pixie with my magic skills, but it didn’t work.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Paiphilia is being completely obsessed with tiny magical creatures that float around and make you feel like a fool. It’s basically fairy madness.
He turned into a firefly and lit up my room during the middle of the night.
She asked me to be her eternal partner, but only if I promise not to laugh at her bad jokes.
I followed a fae through the woods just because he looked cool.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Paiphilia is when you’re so in love with tiny magical creatures that it feels like your brain exploded. It’s like being a fairy’s biggest fan, even if they hate you.
He asked me to be his forever friend during a fae dance party.
She turned into a bat and flew out of my window at 2 a. m.
I tried to impress a pixie by doing magic tricks. It didn’t go well.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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