paipsey
A paipsey is someone so clueless and cowardly they can't even make a decent decision without crying like a baby.
"You call that a plan? I could've done better with one eye shut!", @Paipsey4Life
"He ran from a chicken. That’s not fear, that’s paipsey.", #ChickenChaos
"She said yes to the job. Now she's crying in the bathroom like it's her first heartbreak.", @WorkWoes