A Baggins
Nonstop grinding until you’re dead or f***ing tired.
Grindin’ til I died. I was dead for three days.
He grinded until he f***ing collapsed.
I grinded like a f***ing beast until I couldn’t move.
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A Baggins
A gay guy getting played by a f***ing sensitive straight friend, and in the end, the gay guy is f***ed and runs off to f***ing elf heaven.
My gay friend got played by his straight friend and ran off to elf heaven.
Frodo got played by Sam, and now he’s in f***ing elf heaven.
My gay buddy got let down and ran off to f***ing elf heaven.
A Bag o' Beagles
A fancy way to say your butt looks like a bag full of tiny dogs that just got run over by a truck.
My pants are so tight I look like a bag of beagles that got stepped on.
He walked into the room like a bag o' beagles that just got kicked by a donkey.
She was wearing those pants and looked like a bag of beagles that got hit by a car.
A Bag o' Beagles
When your butt is so round and wobbly it looks like a bag full of beagles that just had a baby.
He looked like a bag of beagles that just gave birth to three puppies.
Her butt was so big it looked like a bag of beagles that got fed a whole pizza.
He sat down like a bag of beagles that just got dropped from a plane.
A Bag o' Beagles
A bag of beagles is when your butt looks like it's been stuffed with tiny dogs and someone took a hammer to it.
His butt looked like a bag of beagles that just got hit with a bat.
She looked like a bag of beagles that got trampled by a herd of elephants.
He walked in like a bag of beagles that got kicked by a very angry goat.
A Bag o' Beagles
A bag of beagles is when your butt is so wobbly it looks like it’s been filled with tiny dogs and they’re trying to escape.
Her butt looked like a bag of beagles that just got the door unlocked.
He looked like a bag of beagles that had a tiny jailbreak.
She sat down like a bag of beagles trying to dig their way out.
A Bag o' Beagles
When your butt is so big and wobbly it looks like it’s been stuffed with beagles and someone put a giant cupcake inside.
He looked like a bag of beagles that just got hit with a cupcake.
She looked like a bag of beagles that had a cupcake shoved in there.
He walked like a bag of beagles that had a giant cupcake for dessert.
A Bag o' Beagles
A bag of beagles is when your butt looks like it’s been filled with tiny dogs and someone just threw a brick at it.
His butt looked like a bag of beagles that just got hit with a brick.
She looked like a bag of beagles that just got thrown out of a window.
He walked like a bag of beagles that got hit by a brick wall.
A Bag Of Tash
A bag full of man hairs and mustaches swimming in a gross mushroom soup. It tastes like regret and bad decisions.
My cousin ate a bag of tash and threw up in the pool.
That thing is the reason I hate my uncle's birthday.
I tried to make it look fancy. It looks like a science experiment gone wrong.
A Bag Of Tash
A sack of hairy lips and mustaches drowned in a creamy mushroom sauce. It’s like a bad dream with extra cheese.
I brought a bag of tash to the party. No one talked to me for a week.
My mom said it was ‘a gift from the gods.’ I don’t think she was being nice.
I tried to hide it in my lunch. It came out in my pants.
A Bag Of Tash
A bag of man fluff and mustaches in a mushroom sauce. It smells like old socks and regret.
My dad ate a bag of tash and started crying.
I tried to give it to my pet rat. He ran away.
I brought it to school. My teacher called the principal.
A Bag Of Rorchaschs
A bunch of messed-up drawings that make you question your life and your sanity.
I looked at this bag of Rorschachs and cried. I didn't even know I had tears left.
My therapist gave me a bag of Rorschachs and said I'd be back next week.
My kid drew a Rorschach and it looked like a screaming potato. I’m proud.
A Bag Of Rorchaschs
A pile of ink blots that look like your ex's face after you told them you're moving on.
This bag of Rorschachs is like looking at my ex's face after I texted their new girlfriend.
My dog stared at a Rorschach for 10 minutes and then peed on it. Classic.
I got a bag of Rorschachs and now I'm questioning my whole life. Again.
A Bag Of Rorchaschs
A mess of ink blobs that look like your worst day ever, but also your best day ever.
That bag of Rorschachs looked like my day when I forgot my pants and my boss walked in.
I took a Rorschach test and it said I'm a chaotic genius. I believe it.
My kid drew a Rorschach and it looked like a mad scientist. I’m scared.
A Bag Of Bill Murray
The guy who looks like a hot dog in a blender and rhymes with curry
I saw Bill Murray at the mall and he looked like he just got run over by a taco truck.
My uncle called me a bag of Bill Murray because I said 'curry' like it was a curse.
That guy at the bar said 'curry' and I knew it was Bill Murray.
A Bag Of Bill Murray
A man who rhymes with curry and smells like old pizza
I bumped into Bill Murray at the grocery store and he smelled like a pizza that died in 1997.
My friend said I was a bag of Bill Murray because I rhymes with curry and I also smell bad.
Bill Murray walked by and said 'curry' and I knew I was in trouble.
A Bag Of Bill Murray
A cursed version of a hot dog that rhymes with curry
My teacher said I was a bag of Bill Murray because I rhymes with curry and I also look like a sad hot dog.
I told my mom I saw Bill Murray and she said I was just tired and smelled like old pizza.
At the park, I saw a guy say 'curry' and I knew it was Bill Murray.
A Badger's Chance
No chance in hell you can tell what’s real and what’s total nonsense.
You think the sky is falling because your ex said so.
He believes aliens are stealing his Wi-Fi.
She thinks her cat is the president of Mars.
A Badger's Chance
You’re so clueless you’d believe a donkey told you the secrets of the universe.
He thinks his toaster is haunted.
She thinks her neighbor is a superhero.
He believes the moon is made of cheese and chocolate.
A Badger's Chance
You have zero chance of knowing what’s real or fake, and you probably don’t care.
He thinks his plants are talking to him.
She believes the internet is run by her pet goldfish.
He thinks his phone is a portal to another dimension.