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A Bent Shot
A Glaswegian way of calling someone a fag, whether they’re a man or a woman. It’s like saying you’re a total sissy.
My cousin’s a bent shot. He cries when he loses at snap.
She’s a bent shot. I saw her wearing a dress and a frilly shirt.
He called me a bent shot in the schoolyard. I beat him up.
A Bent Shot
A term from Glasgow for someone who’s got the gay gene. It’s the worst insult you can throw at someone.
My brother’s a bent shot. He’s got a crush on the mailman.
She’s a bent shot. I saw her eating ice cream in a tutu.
He said I was a bent shot. I laughed so hard I wet my pants.
A Bent Shot
A Glasgow insult for someone who’s got the gay vibes. It’s like saying you’re a total poser.
My teacher said I was a bent shot. I got detention for it.
He’s a bent shot. He wears glitter every day.
She called me a bent shot. I ran out of the room screaming.
A Bent Shot
A Glasgow way of calling someone a fag. It’s like the worst thing you can say to someone.
My dog’s a bent shot. He barks at the mailman like he’s in love with him.
He’s a bent shot. He dances every time he sees a rainbow.
She called me a bent shot. I told her I’d beat her up.
A Bent Shot
A term from Glasgow for someone who’s got the gay gene. It’s like saying you’re a total sissy.
My friend’s a bent shot. He cries when he loses at cards.
She’s a bent shot. She wears eyeliner and talks to her plants.
He said I was a bent shot. I told him I’d punch him.
A Bent Shot
A Glaswegian insult for someone who’s got the gay vibe. It’s the worst thing you can say to someone.
My brother’s a bent shot. He wears a tutu and sings in the shower.
She’s a bent shot. I saw her wearing glitter and a hat.
He called me a bent shot. I screamed and ran out of the room.
A Benny experience
Getting trapped in a 2-hour conversation with Benny where he talks too much, acts like he’s some big shot, and you’re just there trying not to scream.
Benny: 'You don’t even know what a potzness is!' Me: 'I know what it is. It’s you.'
Benny: 'I’m like a king of knowledge.' Me: 'You’re more like a king of nonsense.'
Benny: 'You should be honored to speak with me.' Me: 'I should be honored to not speak with you.'
A Benny experience
Suffering through 2 hours of Benny’s nonsense, where he makes up fancy words and acts like you should care.
Benny: 'Potzness is the key to life.' Me: 'The key to life is getting out of here.'
Benny: 'I am the pseudo hyper-authoretizm.' Me: 'You are the pseudo hyper-annoying.'
Benny: 'You’re not even worthy of my words.' Me: 'You’re not even worthy of my silence.'
A Benny experience
Enduring a 2-hour chat with Benny where he rants about nothing, makes up words, and you're just waiting for it to be over.
Benny: 'Potzness is a concept.' Me: 'It’s a curse.'
Benny: 'You should be my apprentice.' Me: 'I should be your escape plan.'
Benny: 'You’re not listening!' Me: 'I’m not listening, and I’m happy.'
A Benjamin
The original pain in the ass. He'll rip you up and tear you down just for fun. He doesn't know when to quit and won't stop until you're broken or he's broken.
@Benjamin just texted me: 'You're gonna regret this', and he was right
Benjamin walked into the bar and the bar broke
My dog ran away and Benjamin ran after him like it was a bet
A Benjamin
The best guy you'll ever meet. He's got nice eyes, a soft heart, and a talent for making songs. He loves you so much, he'll write a song about it and sing it in church.
Benjamin told me he loves me, and I believe him, I cried
Benjamin wrote a song about me and sang it to the whole class
Benjamin said he'll marry me if I let him
A Benjamin
A name so cool it makes other names look like they're from the toilet. This guy can be a scientist, a football player, or a writer, and he'll be the best at all of them. If he wants to be a rich guy, he'll be the richest.
Benjamin said he wants to be the richest man, I believe him
Benjamin told the teacher he's gonna be the first person on Mars, I believe him
Benjamin told me he's gonna be a writer, and I believe him
A Benjamin
A quiet guy who hides his goofy side. He's good with his hands, he's good in bed, and he's got eyes that look like the ocean. You could get lost in them.
Benjamin walked in and I fell in love, I didn't even know him yet
Benjamin built me a treehouse, and I got lost in it
Benjamin kissed me and I forgot my own name
A Benjamin
A 100 dollar bill. People call it a Benjamin because of the guy on it, Benjamin Franklin, who was a smart man, a thinker, and an inventor. He was kind of a genius.
I got a Benjamin from my dad, and I felt rich
Benjamin Franklin was a genius, and now we have Benjamins
Benjamin is 100 dollars, and I want more of them
A Benjamin
The best person in the world. He's tall, he's fit, he loves sports, and he knows how to make you laugh. He's got a great personality and a beautiful face.
Benjamin ran into me and I fell in love, and I didn't even know him
Benjamin laughed at my joke, and I felt like I was the best person in the world
Benjamin asked me out, and I said yes
A Benjamin
The kind of guy everyone wants to be friends with. He looks mean, but he's a good friend. He's got a smart sense of humor and he's never scared of anything.
Benjamin told me I was gonna be the best, and I believed him
Benjamin laughed at my joke, and I got a standing ovation
Benjamin told me I was gonna be the funniest, and I believed him
A Benjamin ingram
A guy who can't live without mls and a hard cock
Benjamin Ingram just cried because he missed a game and his dick was sad.
He texted me: 'No MLS no cock no life.'
He got fired because he didn't watch mls and his cock went on strike.
A Benjamin ingram
A man who lives and dies by mls and a stiffy
He said, 'I'd rather die than not watch mls and have no stiffy.'
Benjamin Ingram got divorced because his ex said he was too obsessed with mls and his cock.
He texted me: 'MLS and cock = happiness. No MLS = no cock = misery.'
A Benjamin ingram
A dude who needs mls and a boner to keep going
Benjamin Ingram passed out during a game because his boner wasn't happy.
He said, 'If I don't watch mls, my boner goes to sleep.'
He texted me: 'MLS is my life. My boner is my second life.'
A Benj
A cock so big it could give a monster cock a complex. Like it's not just big, it's bragging about it.
Dude, I saw a Benj and it looked like it was about to start a cock war.
Benj walked in, and the room got silent. Then it exploded.
My Benj is so big, my pants are crying for help.
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