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A Beverly
A Beverly is like a goddess. She’s super nice, and people are lucky to know her. If you find one, you should never let her go.
Bev is like a goddess. People are lucky to know her.
She’s so nice, I feel like I’ve found a goddess.
If you find a Beverly, hold on to her. She’s worth it.
A Beverly
A Beverly is the most grateful person on Earth. She’s a great mom and will do anything for her kids. She’s the kind of person who makes your life better.
Bev is the best mom ever. She’s grateful and will do anything for her kids.
She’s the most grateful person I know. She’s like a mom from heaven.
Bev makes my life better every day. She’s the best.
A Bette Midler
When your significant other goes down on you and you let out a loud, smelly queef in their face so hard it feels like you’re trying to blow them out of the room.
My boyfriend went down on me and I queefed so hard he had to take a breath and a step back.
My girlfriend went down on me and I queefed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
I tried to go down on my date and he queefed so hard it smelled like a sewer.
A Bette Midler
A super famous singer, actress, and comedian who can belt out songs like a banshee and act like she owns the stage. She’s from Hawaii and has done some wild movies and songs.
Bette Midler can sing like a wild animal and act like she’s the boss of the universe.
She made a movie called The Rose and it was like a drama version of a soap opera.
She sang ‘Wind Beneath My Wings’ and it made me cry like a baby.
A Bette Midler
A guitar that belongs to a guy in a band called MGMT, and it was used in all their tours. People love it because it sounds awesome.
Bette was used in the first MGMT tour and it made the music sound magical.
They used Bette in the 2010 tour and it was like a rock star guitar.
People in the band love Bette and use it in every concert.
A Bette Midler
When someone gives you a blow job and sticks their whole face in your pants and blows so hard it feels like they’re trying to inflate you.
He gave me a blow job and stuck his face in my pants and blew so hard I felt like a balloon.
She stuck her whole face in my pants and blew like a dragon.
My date gave me a blow job and blew so hard it made me laugh and cough at the same time.
A Bette Midler
A woman who is super amazing and can sing, act, and make people laugh. She was born in December and is the best ever.
Bette Midler is like the queen of music and comedy.
She was born in December and has been making people happy for decades.
She’s the best singer, actress, and comedian the world has ever seen.
A Bette Midler
A fancy way of saying you poop, and also the abbreviation for BM. It’s not pretty, but it’s real.
Bette Midler is a fancy way of saying you poop and it smells like a sewer.
BM is the abbreviation for Bette Midler and it’s the worst thing ever.
People use Bette Midler when they’re trying to be fancy about going to the bathroom.
A Bette Midler
Someone who looks amazing from far away but when you get close, they look like they’ve been living in a dumpster.
He looked amazing from across the room but when I got close, he looked like he hadn’t showered in a month.
She was cute from a distance but up close, she looked like she had a face full of dirt.
He looked like a prince from far away but up close, he looked like a street rat.
A Better Place
A place people talk about when they’re trying to forget they’re still carrying their emotional garbage; if they act like jerks, it’s probably not a better place at all.
"I’m going to a better place," he said, then texted his ex 10 times.
"She’s in a better place now," he said, then bought a new car.
"They’re all in a better place," he said, then got a promotion.
A Better Place
A fancy way of saying someone’s dead and probably in Heaven, unless they were a total piece of work and got sent to Hell.
"He’s in a better place," she said, then cried into her salad.
"She went to a better place," he said, then took her coffee order wrong.
"They’re all in a better place," the pastor said, then got a raise.
A Better Place
A place where people don’t have to deal with life’s crap anymore, unless they’re still stuck in it.
"It’s a better place," he said, then forgot his password.
"She’s in a better place," she said, then broke up with her boyfriend.
"They’re all in a better place," he said, then got fired.
A Better Place
A tax on people who actually do useful work, like fixing the world or making it less of a mess. The jerks who do useless work get paid way more.
"I’m making the world a better place," he said, then got paid $30,000 a year.
"She’s making the world a better place," she said, then got a raise of $5.
"They’re all making the world a better place," the boss said, then got a bonus.
A Better Place
A game about a cat named Lumi who goes on a wild adventure with her friends, but it all goes to crap. There’s also some weird blue and red powers involved.
"I’m playing A Better Place," he said, then lost his phone.
"She’s playing A Better Place," she said, then got a high score.
"They’re all playing A Better Place," he said, then got a new level.
A Beta kid
a kid who gets so obsessed with the beta version of a game that they act like it's the only thing that matters, and they yell at you for not caring about it
'Why aren't you playing the beta version of Super Mario 64? I'm literally dying here!'
I asked for a beta hack and they said 'no' and now I'm crying in the corner.
They sent me a DM that said 'You don't know what you're missing.' And I was like 'Yeah, I know.'
A Beta kid
a kid who thinks the beta version is the best thing ever and won't shut up about it, even when you're trying to play the real game
'Why are you playing the real game? It's not as good as the beta!'
They kept talking about beta hacks during lunch and I had to eat my pizza in silence.
I tried to play the game and they just said 'You're doing it wrong.'
A Beta kid
a kid who gets so mad when you don't know about the beta version of a game that they might throw their controller at you
They threw their controller at me when I said I didn't know what a beta hack was.
They told me I was 'beta-dead' and that I needed to be revived with a beta hack.
They sent me a text that said 'You don't know beta? You're a lost cause.'
A Beta kid
a kid who will do anything to get the beta version of a game, even if it means making you do their homework for them
They made me do their math homework so they could play the beta version of Super Mario 64.
They said 'Do my homework and I'll show you the beta hack.' And I did it.
They promised me a beta hack if I finished their science project, and I did it just for the hack.
A Beta kid
a kid who talks about the beta version of a game like it's the only thing that matters, and they get really mad if you don't listen
They yelled at me for 10 minutes because I didn't know what a beta hack was.
I asked them to stop talking about the beta version, and they said 'You're not even worthy of the beta.'
They got so mad about the beta that they forgot to do their English assignment.
A Beta kid
a kid who will go to any length to get the beta version of a game, even if it means being extra annoying at lunchtime
They kept talking about beta hacks during lunch and wouldn't stop until the bell rang.
They said 'I'm going to beat you up if you don't play the beta version.' And I believed them.
They told me I was 'beta-dead' and that I needed to be revived with a beta hack during lunch.
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