A Better Place

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A place people talk about when they’re trying to forget they’re still carrying their emotional garbage; if they act like jerks, it’s probably not a better place at all.
"I’m going to a better place," he said, then texted his ex 10 times.
"She’s in a better place now," he said, then bought a new car.
"They’re all in a better place," he said, then got a promotion.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fancy way of saying someone’s dead and probably in Heaven, unless they were a total piece of work and got sent to Hell.
"He’s in a better place," she said, then cried into her salad.
"She went to a better place," he said, then took her coffee order wrong.
"They’re all in a better place," the pastor said, then got a raise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A place where people don’t have to deal with life’s crap anymore, unless they’re still stuck in it.
"It’s a better place," he said, then forgot his password.
"She’s in a better place," she said, then broke up with her boyfriend.
"They’re all in a better place," he said, then got fired.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A tax on people who actually do useful work, like fixing the world or making it less of a mess. The jerks who do useless work get paid way more.
"I’m making the world a better place," he said, then got paid $30,000 a year.
"She’s making the world a better place," she said, then got a raise of $5.
"They’re all making the world a better place," the boss said, then got a bonus.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A game about a cat named Lumi who goes on a wild adventure with her friends, but it all goes to crap. There’s also some weird blue and red powers involved.
"I’m playing A Better Place," he said, then lost his phone.
"She’s playing A Better Place," she said, then got a high score.
"They’re all playing A Better Place," he said, then got a new level.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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