A Better Place
A tax on people who actually do useful work, like fixing the world or making it less of a mess. The jerks who do useless work get paid way more.
"I’m making the world a better place," he said, then got paid $30,000 a year.
"She’s making the world a better place," she said, then got a raise of $5.
"They’re all making the world a better place," the boss said, then got a bonus.