A Bette Midler
Someone who looks amazing from far away but when you get close, they look like they’ve been living in a dumpster.
He looked amazing from across the room but when I got close, he looked like he hadn’t showered in a month.
She was cute from a distance but up close, she looked like she had a face full of dirt.
He looked like a prince from far away but up close, he looked like a street rat.