A Bette Midler
When your significant other goes down on you and you let out a loud, smelly queef in their face so hard it feels like you’re trying to blow them out of the room.
My boyfriend went down on me and I queefed so hard he had to take a breath and a step back.
My girlfriend went down on me and I queefed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
I tried to go down on my date and he queefed so hard it smelled like a sewer.