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A Biden pull out
A big mess when someone pulls out during sex and makes a huge mess everywhere.
He pulled out like a messy toddler and left a trail of goo all over the bed.
She pulled out mid-lick and spilled everywhere like a broken faucet.
He pulled out and cummed on the wall like it was a new year's resolution.
A Biden pull out
Three guys going at the same woman from all sides and pulling out to cum on her face like it's a party.
Three guys went at her like it was a group project and cummed on her face like it was a surprise party.
They all pulled out at once and splattered cum on her like a paintball fight.
Three guys took turns and then pulled out in unison to dump cum on her like it was a prank.
A Biden pull out
Three guys taking turns with the same woman and then pulling out to all cum on her face at once.
They took turns like it was a relay race and then all cummed on her face like it was a finale.
They took turns and then pulled out like they had a secret signal and all dumped cum on her face.
They each took a turn and then all pulled out to cum on her like it was a synchronized dance.
A Biblical Catastrofuck
A mess so big and bad it makes the whole Bible look like a toddler's tantrum. No one can fix it. Ever.
When the entire church got kicked out of heaven because someone forgot to bring the snacks.
Your mom's ex got married to the devil and now your family is cursed.
The pizza delivery guy got possessed and ate the whole restaurant.
A Biblical Catastrofuck
A mess so bad it could make God swear at the sky and throw a holy tantrum.
Your dog turned into a dragon and destroyed the entire town.
You accidentally married your cousin and now everyone's stuck in a never-ending family feud.
The school lunch got cursed and now everyone throws up glitter.
A Biblical Catastrofuck
A mess so huge and stupid it could make the entire Bible go on strike.
You tried to build a time machine and now the dinosaurs are in your kitchen.
Your dad took a holy vow and then went to the mall and bought 1000 candy bars.
The entire ocean turned into lemonade and now the fish are all drunk.
A Biblical Catastrofuck
A mess so bad even the angels got fed up and left heaven to complain.
You tried to pray but the sky fell and hit your mom.
Your pet parrot started a war with the moon.
Your math test turned into a zombie apocalypse.
A Biblical Catastrofuck
A mess so big and stupid it could make the whole Bible blush and run away.
Your uncle tried to talk to God but got cursed with a lifetime of bad hair.
You accidentally turned your teacher into a chicken.
The entire school got trapped in a time loop and now they all sing the same song over and over.
A Biblical Catastrofuck
A mess so bad it could make the entire Bible scream and throw a holy fit.
You tried to build a spaceship but now you're stuck on a giant floating donut.
Your mom's best friend turned into a vampire and now she's haunting your house.
The whole town turned into a giant game of chess and no one knows how to win.
A Bevis
Stuffing your face until you look like a blubbering walrus.
I ate so much I could’ve been a burger.
My stomach is now a second home.
I looked like I’d been hit by a food truck.
A Bevis
A drink so strong it could knock a horse off its feet.
That drink was like a punch from a ghost.
I drank it and my neighbor turned into a statue.
I swear I saw my dog get drunk.
A Bevis
A magical creature that hates theme parks and video games.
Bevis ran away from the park like it was on fire.
The game was bad, so Bevis attacked it.
They banned Bevis from the park forever.
A Bevis
A drink so cheap it makes your soul cry.
That beer was so bad, it tasted like regret.
I drank it and my brain turned to mush.
It was like drinking a bucket of sadness.
A Bevis
A beer so weak it could barely keep a man standing.
I drank it and my legs turned to jelly.
That beer was like water for a man who wanted wine.
It was so weak, it made me sleepy.
A Bevis
A drink that turns you into a superhero (or a disaster).
I drank it and I could bench-press a car.
I drank it and I cried in public.
It gave me powers… and a hangover.
A Bevis
A drunk man who thinks he’s a rock star, and he’s not wrong.
He sang in the street like he was on stage.
He got arrested for being too loud.
He tried to dance with a cop.
A Beverly
A Beverly is when you get a beer and a hug after a huge fight. Bev = beer. It's like the universe giving you a free pass to be an idiot.
Bro, I just had a Beverly after we fought over who's the best in the class.
I got a Beverly from my mom after I failed math again.
Bev saved my life after I cried in the hallway.
A Beverly
A Beverly is a loudmouth, social queen who will love you forever, unless you mess with her. Then she'll hate you for like three minutes. She's the kind of person who calls you at 3 a. m. just to chat.
Bev texted me at 3 a. m. just to say hello. I was confused, but I loved it.
She called me during class and told me she was gonna hate me forever.
Bev is the only one who will take my phone calls when I'm mad.
A Beverly
A Beverly is a girl who is nice, funny, and looks good. She’s also the type to overthink everything and get moody, but it’s all part of her charm.
Bev was moody all day, but I still thought she was cute.
She overthought the test and failed it, even though she’s smart.
Bev is funny, but she gets moody when she doesn’t get her way.
A Beverly
A Beverly is the best person you’ll ever meet. She’ll be there for you, and she’ll open your Snapchat the second you send her a message. She’ll make your life way better.
Bev opened my Snapchat the second I sent her a message. She’s the best.
She was there for me when I cried in the hallway. She’s the best friend ever.
Bev will make your life a million times better. Don’t mess with her.
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