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A Big Dipper
A Big Dipper is when a woman gets on her knees and eats a man’s penis after he puts a huge wad of chewing tobacco in his mouth. It’s like a whole party in her mouth.
He said his Big Dipper was so good, it made her head buzz like a bee.
At the bar, she packed a huge wad of dip and said it was a ‘dipper feast.’
He told her it was the best Big Dipper he’d ever had, and it made her laugh like a maniac.
A Big Dick Swinger
A person who always knows what's going on and usually ends up with the most cash and the most respect
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could predict the boss’s mood before the meeting even started.
She’s a Big Dick Swinger because she got promoted after everyone else messed up the project.
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could talk the boss out of firing half the team.
A Big Dick Swinger
Someone who never fails and usually ends up with the best job and the most laughs
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he never misses a deadline and always has a joke ready for the team.
She’s a Big Dick Swinger because she’s the only one who could calm the office down during the big fight.
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could get away with wearing pajamas to work every day.
A Big Dick Swinger
A person who’s always in charge and usually ends up with the most money and the most fun
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the one who always gets the biggest bonus at the end of the year.
She’s a Big Dick Swinger because she’s the one who always knows how to make the office party the best one ever.
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could talk the boss into giving him the weekend off.
A Big Dick Swinger
A person who’s always right and usually ends up with the most money and the most praise
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could predict the biggest sale of the year.
She’s a Big Dick Swinger because she’s the one who always gets the best reviews from the boss.
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could fix the problem before anyone even noticed it.
A Big Dick Swinger
A person who never loses and usually ends up with the most money and the most fun
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could win the office trivia night every time.
She’s a Big Dick Swinger because she’s the one who always gets the most laughs at the team meetings.
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could get away with skipping meetings and still getting everything done.
A Big Dick Swinger
A person who’s always in charge and usually ends up with the most cash and the most respect
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the one who always gets the biggest raise at the end of the year.
She’s a Big Dick Swinger because she’s the one who always gets the most respect from the whole office.
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could talk the boss into giving him the best perks.
A Big Deal
A guy named Kevin who used to work here and probably still thinks he’s important.
Kevin: 'I used to be the best!' Me: 'Yeah, and now you’re the worst.'
At the office party, Kevin walked in like he owned the place.
Kevin texted me: 'Just remembered I used to work here. Still relevant.'
A Big Deal
Something so tiny it doesn’t even deserve to be called a problem. It’s like a pebble in your shoe, but even less annoying.
'My dog ate my homework.' 'So what? Big deal? It’s not even a big deal.'
She spilled coffee on her shirt. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
He missed the bus. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
A Big Deal
When you brag about something stupid but act like you’re not bragging about it. It’s like being proud of your pet goldfish and pretending you aren’t.
He said, 'I got a B.' I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
She said, 'I got a promotion.' I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
He said, 'I got a new shirt.' I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
A Big Deal
A person who thinks they’re a million times better than they are, like they won the lottery and it was all because of them.
'I’m the best at everything.' 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
He said he was the best at everything. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
She said she was the best at everything. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
A Big Deal
When someone makes a huge deal about something stupid, and you just laugh and say, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
She cried because she got a C. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
He cried because his mom forgot his birthday. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
She cried because she got a B. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
A Big Deal
A person who thinks they’re super important, like they’re a celebrity or something. They probably think they’re in a movie.
He said he was famous. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
She said she was famous. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
He said he was in a movie. I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
A Big Deal
When something isn’t a big deal, and you say it’s not a big deal. It’s like the opposite of a big deal. It’s like saying, 'I didn’t even try.'
He said, 'I didn’t even try.' I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
She said, 'I didn’t even try.' I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
He said, 'I didn’t even try.' I said, 'So what? Big deal? Not even a big deal.'
A Big Decision
A Big Decision is when you’re stuck picking between two crap options and your brain is about to explode from the stress of it all.
Choosing between pizza and chicken nuggets when you’re already hungry and tired.
Deciding whether to take the bus or walk when it’s 100 degrees outside.
Picking between two jobs that both sound like hell.
A Big Decision
A Big Decision is like getting hit with a surprise that makes your brain go 'what the hell just happened?' and you’re too confused to act.
When your mom calls and says your dad is getting a divorce and you’re like 'what?'.
Your friend texts you saying they’re moving to another state and you’re like 'why?'.
You open your math test and see all the questions and you’re like 'what?'.
A Big Asshole
A Big Asshole is someone who treats you like dirt every day. They are loud, grumpy, and punch you in the gut just because they feel like it.
You ask for help, and they yell, 'I don't need your help, I'm fine!' and walk away.
They rearrange your toolbox just because you missed one bolt.
They tell the boss you're lazy so you get stuck cleaning the break room.
A Big Asshole
A Big Asshole is a guy who acts like he’s special, falls in love fast, and then breaks your heart when things get hard.
He moves in, plays video games all day, and then dumps you because he’s too lazy to talk.
He says, 'It’s not you, it’s me!' even though he was the one who didn’t put in any effort.
He comes home late and just fucks you to make you feel better.
A Big Asshole
A Big Asshole is when you give someone an extra big, sticky, gooey asshole, usually covered in sperm or candy.
He ate so much candy he got a gooey asshole from the inside out.
After a wild night, he had a big gooey asshole that looked like it was covered in sperm.
She gave him a gooey asshole for failing to fix the engine.
A Big Asshole
A Big Asshole is a dumbass who thinks he’s the best, but his ideas always backfire. He’s reckless and acts like he’s a psychopath.
He said, 'Let’s do this thing!' and it exploded in everyone’s face.
He tried to fix the engine and broke it even worse.
He ran into a wall because he thought it was a door.
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