A Big Dick Swinger

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A person who always knows what's going on and usually ends up with the most cash and the most respect
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could predict the boss’s mood before the meeting even started.
She’s a Big Dick Swinger because she got promoted after everyone else messed up the project.
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could talk the boss out of firing half the team.
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Someone who never fails and usually ends up with the best job and the most laughs
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he never misses a deadline and always has a joke ready for the team.
She’s a Big Dick Swinger because she’s the only one who could calm the office down during the big fight.
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could get away with wearing pajamas to work every day.
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A person who’s always in charge and usually ends up with the most money and the most fun
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the one who always gets the biggest bonus at the end of the year.
She’s a Big Dick Swinger because she’s the one who always knows how to make the office party the best one ever.
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could talk the boss into giving him the weekend off.
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A person who’s always right and usually ends up with the most money and the most praise
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could predict the biggest sale of the year.
She’s a Big Dick Swinger because she’s the one who always gets the best reviews from the boss.
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could fix the problem before anyone even noticed it.
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A person who never loses and usually ends up with the most money and the most fun
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could win the office trivia night every time.
She’s a Big Dick Swinger because she’s the one who always gets the most laughs at the team meetings.
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could get away with skipping meetings and still getting everything done.
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A person who’s always in charge and usually ends up with the most cash and the most respect
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the one who always gets the biggest raise at the end of the year.
She’s a Big Dick Swinger because she’s the one who always gets the most respect from the whole office.
He’s a Big Dick Swinger because he’s the only one who could talk the boss into giving him the best perks.
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