A Benny experience

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Getting trapped in a 2-hour conversation with Benny where he talks too much, acts like he’s some big shot, and you’re just there trying not to scream.
Benny: 'You don’t even know what a potzness is!' Me: 'I know what it is. It’s you.'
Benny: 'I’m like a king of knowledge.' Me: 'You’re more like a king of nonsense.'
Benny: 'You should be honored to speak with me.' Me: 'I should be honored to not speak with you.'
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Suffering through 2 hours of Benny’s nonsense, where he makes up fancy words and acts like you should care.
Benny: 'Potzness is the key to life.' Me: 'The key to life is getting out of here.'
Benny: 'I am the pseudo hyper-authoretizm.' Me: 'You are the pseudo hyper-annoying.'
Benny: 'You’re not even worthy of my words.' Me: 'You’re not even worthy of my silence.'
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Enduring a 2-hour chat with Benny where he rants about nothing, makes up words, and you're just waiting for it to be over.
Benny: 'Potzness is a concept.' Me: 'It’s a curse.'
Benny: 'You should be my apprentice.' Me: 'I should be your escape plan.'
Benny: 'You’re not listening!' Me: 'I’m not listening, and I’m happy.'
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