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A Blaine V
You take a dump in your partner’s hands and they dump in yours then you rub the poop all over each other and keep butt-fucking while David looks like he’s been through hell.
I took a dump in her hand and she took one in mine and then we started rubbing poop on each other like it was lotion.
We were butt-fucking and David was watching like he was being tortured.
We covered each other in poop and kept going until David said, 'I’ve seen enough.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blaine V
You dump poop in your partner’s hands and they dump it in yours then you smear each other with poop and keep butt-fucking while David looks like he’s dying.
We dumped each other’s poop in our hands and then smeared it all over like we were making a poop painting.
We kept butt-fucking and David was watching like he was in a poop horror movie.
We covered each other in poop and kept going until David said, 'I’m going to die from this.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blaikie
When your butt moves like it's trying to get out of your pants and flirt with the whole room. Like you're trying to seduce a plate of spaghetti.
My cousin did a Blaikie at the wedding and the whole bar started clapping.
She Blaikied so hard the table shook and my drink spilled.
He Blaikied during the Zoom call and his boss asked if he was drunk or possessed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blaikie
When you're so wasted you're basically a human party balloon. You're loud, you're messy, and you're probably drunk.
At the club, he Blaikied so hard the DJ had to turn up the music.
She Blaikied at the beach party and tried to dance with a lifeguard.
They Blaikied all night and still showed up to work the next day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blaikie
A big, smelly chunk of dirt that lives on your junk when you're too lazy to wash. It smells like old socks and regret.
He had a Blaikie so big it looked like a cheeseburger on his toe.
She found a Blaikie in her sock and screamed like a banshee.
My dog licked my foot and ran away because of the Blaikie.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blackwood
A Blackwood is a human-shaped pile of trash that hates everyone and everything. They probably have a hobby like watching cars or riding bikes just to feel superior.
'That Karen from the mall is a Blackwood. She yelled at me for breathing wrong.'
'My uncle is a Blackwood. He rides his motorcycle just to make me feel bad.'
'She’s a Blackwood. She doesn’t even smile when she eats a whole pizza by herself.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Blackwood
In Bridge, a Blackwood is when you make a stupid bet to show off, and it’s just a fancy way of counting who has the most kings.
'I made a Blackwood bid and got roasted by my partner. I only had one ace.'
'Blackwood is just Bridge’s way of saying, 'I’m rich and I don’t care.'
'He did a Blackwood and then lost the game. Classic.'
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A Blackwood
Blackwood is a town where retirees turned into drunks and tattooed hicks took over. You step in vomit just to get your mail.
'I went to Blackwood and saw a guy wearing a shirt that said 'I survived the 80s.''
'The Post Office is in a pub. That’s the least Blackwood has ever been.'
'Blackwood used to be cute. Now it’s just a bunch of drunks.'
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A Blackwood
A Blackwood is when you take your own junk and stick it up your own butt for no good reason.
'I did a Blackwood at midnight. My dog looked at me like I was crazy.'
'He does Blackwood every day just to annoy his wife.'
'She’s a Blackwood queen. She does it in front of the whole office.'
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A Blackwood
A Blackwood is a man who only moves to eat or work. He spends all day on the couch like it’s his job.
'He’s a Blackwood. He didn’t move once all day.'
'My dad is a Blackwood. He works on the couch and eats chips for dinner.'
'She’s a Blackwood. She doesn’t even get up for coffee.'
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A Blackwood
A Blackwood is a self-centered loser who thinks they're special and uses people for their own gain.
'That guy is a Blackwood. He used my friend for money.'
'She’s a Blackwood. She thinks everyone is her follower.'
'He’s a Blackwood. He doesn’t even know what real life is.'
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A Blackwood
A Blackwood is a grumpy old man who needs attention like it’s oxygen and will take it from anyone, especially women.
'He’s a Blackwood. He asked my mom to marry him just to get attention.'
'That old guy is a Blackwood. He’s been annoying everyone since the 70s.'
'She’s a Blackwood. She takes attention from anyone, even strangers.'
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A Black Scottish Cyclops
A drunk black Scottish guy from Ullapool who blows stuff up with his one eye and a bottle of whiskey. He fights robots with a sword that’s haunted and screams at gravel.
He blew up a wizard’s library just to get a nickel.
He fought a robot with a haunted sword and a bottle of whiskey.
He screamed at a pit of gravel until it gave him a raise.
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A Black Scottish Cyclops
A black Scottish cyclops who drinks until he’s blind, fights with swords and bottles, and explodes things for money. He also lost his eye to a book and hates gravel.
He exploded a library just to find a nickel.
He fought a robot with a haunted sword and a bottle of whiskey.
He screamed at gravel so hard it gave him a raise.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Black Scottish Cyclops
A black Scottish cyclops who’s wasted, fights with bottles and haunted swords, and explodes things for cash. He lost his eye to a book and fights over gravel like it’s his job.
He blew up a wizard’s library just for a nickel.
He fought a robot with a haunted sword and a bottle of whiskey.
He screamed at gravel so loud it paid him a raise.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Black Gun
A Black Gun is like the gun version of a nightmare, it’s that AK, that AR, that Mac 10, the kind of gun that makes your mom scream and your dad hide behind the couch.
My cousin got a Black Gun and now he’s the neighborhood terror.
That Black Gun looks like it could shoot a hole through the moon.
I saw a guy with a Black Gun and I instantly turned into a chicken.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Black Gun
A Black Gun is the gun you get when you’re too broke to buy bullets but still manage to feel like a superhero, it’s like having a jetpack made of fire and regret.
My Black Gun shoots so hard I think I got a bruise on my soul.
That Black Gun is like a bull in a china shop, but the shop is my face.
I tried to shoot with my Black Gun and it felt like I was getting hit by a truck made of sarcasm.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Black Gun
A Black Gun is a person who doesn’t think, doesn’t feel, just does what they’re told, like a zombie who got a promotion.
My boss is a Black Gun, he shows up, does his job, and that’s it.
My sister’s a Black Gun, she’s alive, but she might as well be dead.
My uncle’s a Black Gun, he works 8 hours a day and still doesn’t know his own name.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Black Gun
A Black Gun is someone who lives like a robot, no dreams, no fun, just work until they’re too tired to blink.
My teacher is a Black Gun, she teaches, she leaves, that’s it.
My neighbor’s a Black Gun, he doesn’t even know what a weekend is.
My mom’s a Black Gun, she works, she eats, she sleeps, and that’s it.
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A Black Greaser
A black guy from the seventies who looked like a grease-stained mess with big curly hair and rode a loud motorcycle. He probably fought cops and yelled about freedom.
My uncle was a Black Greaser. He used to ride his Harley like it was a war zone.
That guy in the movie had the look of a Black Greaser. He probably stole a cop's donut.
My cousin's dad was a Black Greaser. He used to scream at the radio and throw his coffee at the mailman.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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