A Black Gun
A Black Gun is the gun you get when you’re too broke to buy bullets but still manage to feel like a superhero, it’s like having a jetpack made of fire and regret.
My Black Gun shoots so hard I think I got a bruise on my soul.
That Black Gun is like a bull in a china shop, but the shop is my face.
I tried to shoot with my Black Gun and it felt like I was getting hit by a truck made of sarcasm.