A Black Scottish Cyclops

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A drunk black Scottish guy from Ullapool who blows stuff up with his one eye and a bottle of whiskey. He fights robots with a sword that’s haunted and screams at gravel.
He blew up a wizard’s library just to get a nickel.
He fought a robot with a haunted sword and a bottle of whiskey.
He screamed at a pit of gravel until it gave him a raise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A black Scottish cyclops who drinks until he’s blind, fights with swords and bottles, and explodes things for money. He also lost his eye to a book and hates gravel.
He exploded a library just to find a nickel.
He fought a robot with a haunted sword and a bottle of whiskey.
He screamed at gravel so hard it gave him a raise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A black Scottish cyclops who’s wasted, fights with bottles and haunted swords, and explodes things for cash. He lost his eye to a book and fights over gravel like it’s his job.
He blew up a wizard’s library just for a nickel.
He fought a robot with a haunted sword and a bottle of whiskey.
He screamed at gravel so loud it paid him a raise.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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