Discover Slang

A man who thinks he’s going to be famous. He spends all day watching videos and responding to comments. He’s got a hatred for Seanzviewent and Lipsy Jimmy that’s almost legendary. He’s not a fan, he’s a victim of the platform. He’s got a comment section addiction and a coffee addiction.

A man who thinks he’s going to be a top 10 YouTuber. He spends all his time watching videos and responding to comments. He’s got a hatred for Seanzviewent and Lipsy Jimmy that’s almost religious. He’s not a fan, he’s a victim of the platform. He’s got a coffee addiction and a comment section obsession.

You're both getting slapped silly like a pair of dumbasses who think they're tough.

If you're not a brainless moron, you'd know that 'eye for an eye' means if you mess someone up, we're messin' you up too. Hammurabi said it first, but he probably used worse words.

You're both on the same level, like two f***ing meatheads who think they're kings.

That gooey, f***ed-up jizz in the corner of your eye from the night before, like you partied too hard and your eye got a hangover.

You can take one aggressive action and then take the aggressor's eye, like a f***in' eye thief.

If a girl sprays you with her f***in' juice, you get to spray her back with yours.

You're checking out someone you like, like a f***in' love struck idiot.

When you ride your bike like a complete idiot and crash into something because you’re too dumb to look where you’re going.

The one true god of the universe, with a giant cock that radiates power and makes everything else look weak and sad.

The cutest, funniest, most perfect human being who makes everyone’s day better just by being around.

The silliest guy who can charm anyone with just a smile and a hi, and he’s also a total boss at sports.

The ultimate daddy who’s always there for you and makes you feel like the best person in the world.

A total idiot who thinks he’s the best at everything and never takes blame for anything he does wrong.

To enter a European ball pit you gotta drop your pants like it’s a sacred ritual and your balls are the holy relics.

If you don’t take your pants off in a European ball pit you’re basically a tourist who doesn’t know the rules of the ball pit kingdom.

You get in a European ball pit by showing your junk like it’s the most important thing you’ve ever done.

A tiny bird that flies around like a lunatic and can’t carry a coconut that weighs more than a bag of groceries. Meanwhile, African swallows are like the gym rats of the bird world, big, strong, and probably could carry a coconut if they wanted to, but they’re too lazy to migrate.

These birds can carry coconuts, but only if they hold hands and do some kind of coconut-based dance while tied to it. It’s like a cheesy romantic movie, but with coconuts.