A European ball pit - If you don’t take your pants off in a European ball pit you’

If you don’t take your pants off in a European ball pit you’re basically a tourist who doesn’t know the rules of the ball pit kingdom.

I didn’t take my pants off and got laughed at by the king of the ball pit.

My pants stayed on and I got crowned the worst tourist of the year.

The balls didn’t respect me because I was wearing pants.