A European ball pit

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To enter a European ball pit you gotta drop your pants like it’s a sacred ritual and your balls are the holy relics.

I walked into the ball pit and my pants were gone. I felt like a god.

My friend tried to skip the pants part and got called a disgrace to the European ball pit.

I pulled my pants down and the balls went up my butt like it was a holy communion.

If you don’t take your pants off in a European ball pit you’re basically a tourist who doesn’t know the rules of the ball pit kingdom.

I didn’t take my pants off and got laughed at by the king of the ball pit.

My pants stayed on and I got crowned the worst tourist of the year.

The balls didn’t respect me because I was wearing pants.

You get in a European ball pit by showing your junk like it’s the most important thing you’ve ever done.

I showed my junk and got a standing ovation from the ball pit crowd.

I didn’t show my junk and got thrown out by the ball pit guards.

My junk was so legendary the balls started dancing around me.