A European Swallow
These birds can carry coconuts, but only if they hold hands and do some kind of coconut-based dance while tied to it. It’s like a cheesy romantic movie, but with coconuts.
They tried to carry a coconut. It looked like a middle school dance.
Two birds tied to a coconut. It was awkward and beautiful.
They moved like they were doing the conga. The coconut didn’t know what hit it.