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You're both getting slapped silly like a pair of dumbasses who think they're tough.
You punch my friend? I'm punchin' you next.
She tripped me? I'm tripin' her back.
He stole my lunch? I'm stealin' his burger.
A Eye
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If you're not a brainless moron, you'd know that 'eye for an eye' means if you mess someone up, we're messin' you up too. Hammurabi said it first, but he probably used worse words.
You broke my nose? I'm breakin' yours.
She pulled my hair? I'm pullin' hers.
He called me a f***ing idiot? I'm callin' him a f***ing moron.
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You're both on the same level, like two f***ing meatheads who think they're kings.
You're both jerks? Yeah, we're equal.
He's a big shot? So am I.
She's a total b***h? I'm a total b***h too.
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That gooey, f***ed-up jizz in the corner of your eye from the night before, like you partied too hard and your eye got a hangover.
I woke up with that crap in my eye, it was like a f***in' mess.
My eye looked like a f***in' swamp this morning.
I rubbed it too hard and my eye was sore as hell.
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You can take one aggressive action and then take the aggressor's eye, like a f***in' eye thief.
He took my eye? I'm takin' his.
She stabbed me? I'm stabbin' her.
He beat me up? I'm beatin' him up.
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If a girl sprays you with her f***in' juice, you get to spray her back with yours.
She peed on me? I'm peedin' on her.
She sprayed me with her f***in' juice? I'm sprayin' her back.
She did the deed? I'm doin' the deed too.
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You're checking out someone you like, like a f***in' love struck idiot.
He's lookin' at her like a love struck idiot.
She's checkin' him out like she's crazy for him.
He's got a crush on her, and it's obvious.