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A Desully
A Desully is when you or something else makes a mess so big that even the gods are like, 'what the hell? why?'
You tried to clean your room and now it looks like a tornado lived there.
You tried to be cool and now you’re stuck in the lunchroom with the school’s worst puns.
You tried to play the guitar and now your cat is running away from you.
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A Desirae
A Desirae is a hot mess who thinks she’s a goddess, but she’s just loud, funny, and will beat the crap out of anyone who messes with you. She’s smart, a straight A student, and never lets you eat alone.
You: ‘Why are you screaming at the boy in math class?’ Desirae: ‘Because he looked at me like I was a piece of meat!’
Desirae: ‘I don’t need a boyfriend, I need a burger.’
Desirae: ‘I’ll save you from that mean girl, even if it takes all night.’
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A Desirae
A Desirae is a girl who tells you she’s not confident, but she’s actually a total queen who will spill all your secrets if you don’t give her enough snacks.
Desirae: ‘I’m not pretty, I’m just average.’ Then she eats a whole pizza by herself.”
You: ‘Why are you telling everyone my crush’s name?’ Desirae: ‘Because I didn’t get enough fries.’
Desirae: ‘I’ll tell your mom your secret if you don’t bring me candy.’
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A Desirae
A Desirae is the love of your life, the person who makes your day, and the one who will slap you if you don’t get your act together.
You: ‘Why are you so happy today?’ Desirae: ‘Because I woke up and thought I was in heaven.’
Desirae: ‘I’m the reason you wake up and say life is good. Now shut up and let me eat.’
Desirae: ‘If you don’t stop being lazy, I’ll slap you.’
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A Desirae
A Desirae is a black or white goddess who uses the word ratchet like it’s her job, and she’ll take pictures with her siblings and her best friends even if they’re all over the place.
Desirae: ‘I’m ratchet and I’m proud of it!’
You: ‘Why are you taking a million pictures?’ Desirae: ‘Because I’m famous.’
Desirae: ‘I’m not in love, I’m just really confused.’
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A Desirae
A Desirae is a beautiful girl whose name means desire and hope, but she’s also a little too self-aware and will remind you of that every day.
Desirae: ‘My name means desire and hope, but I’m also really tired.’
You: ‘Why are you so self-aware?’ Desirae: ‘Because I know I’m beautiful.’
Desirae: ‘I mean, my name is cool, but I’m also really weird.’
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A Desirae
A Desirae is a girl who doesn’t know how amazing she is, but when she does, she’ll beat the crap out of you for not noticing.
Desirae: ‘I don’t know why I’m so sexy, but I am.’
You: ‘Why are you so loud today?’ Desirae: ‘Because I’m amazing and I’m not going to let you forget it.’
Desirae: ‘If you don’t notice how amazing I am, I’ll make you regret it.’
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A Desirae
A Desirae is a hot, professional girl who secretly wants every guy, but she’s also a nerdy hot mess who thinks she’s not good enough.
Desirae: ‘I’m a professional, but I also want every guy.’
You: ‘Why are you so nerdy?’ Desirae: ‘Because I’m also a hot mess.’
Desirae: ‘I’m not good enough, but I’m still hot.’
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A Desecration of God's name
When someone yells at God like he owes them money.
'Why did you let me fail math? I asked for an A!'
'You didn’t even show up to my birthday!'
'I swear I’ll burn your name in the sky!'
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A Desecration of God's name
Calling God out in the middle of a bad day.
'You messed up my lunch, God!'
'I had to eat pizza for breakfast because of you!'
'I’m gonna curse your name in the cafeteria!'
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A Desecration of God's name
When you blame God for everything that goes wrong.
'It’s your fault my dog died!'
'You made me spill my juice!'
'You didn’t help me with my homework!'
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A Desecration of God's name
When you cuss at God like he’s your dad.
'You’re the worst dad ever, God!'
'I’m grounded because of you!'
'I swear I’ll never eat cereal again!'
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A Desecration of God's name
When you scream at God because your life is a mess.
'You ruined my life!'
'I’m failing everything because of you!'
'I’m gonna fail math again!'
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A Derp
A person who's so annoying it's like they were born to be a pain in the ass. They don't even realize how obvious they are.
My cousin is a Derp. He says the same dumb stuff every day.
My teacher acts like she's the smartest person ever. She's a Derp.
My friend's brother is a walking Derp. He doesn't know when to shut up.
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A Derp
A dog that looks like it was hit by a bus and then cried in a puddle. It's got big eyes, a face like a pancake, and a brain that's barely working.
That pug is a Derp. It looks like it was born in a trash can.
My neighbor's dog is a Derp. It coughs like it's dying.
That French bulldog is a Derp. It has the face of a confused potato.
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A Derp
When you're so scared you can't breathe and your lungs start to explode from coughing.
I saw a spider and I turned into a Derp. I couldn't breathe.
My brother screamed at me and I became a Derp. I coughed like I was on fire.
I heard a loud noise and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing.
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A Derp
You're being scared and coughing at the same time. It's like your body is trying to kill you.
I was being chased by a cat and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing.
I watched a horror movie and I became a Derp. My lungs were screaming.
I got yelled at by my mom and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing like a dying goat.
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A Derp
When you're being scared and coughing so hard it feels like your insides are coming out.
I got stuck in a closet and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing like a dragon.
I had to give a speech and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing like a robot.
I saw a ghost and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing like a maniac.
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A Derp
A term for people who are scared and coughing so much they think they’re dying. It’s also a political joke.
My friend is a Derp. He’s scared of everything and coughs like he’s dying.
My brother is a Derp. He’s scared of loud noises and coughs like he’s been hit by a truck.
My teacher is a Derp. She’s scared of tests and coughs like she’s been running a marathon.
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