A Desully

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A Desully is when something or someone totally screws everything up so bad it’s like the universe is crying and your mom is mad.
Your cousin tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now the whole neighborhood is offline.
You told your friend the secret of the universe and now everyone knows.
You tried to impress your crush by doing a magic trick and it exploded.
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A Desully is like the worst day ever but it’s also your fault and no one is happy about it.
You spilled your coffee on your boss’s presentation and now he’s yelling.
You forgot to bring the pizza to the party and now everyone is eating lukewarm chips.
You tried to be funny and said your teacher’s hair was on fire and now she won’t let you take the final.
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A Desully is when you or something else makes a mess so bad that even your dog would quit on you.
You tried to cook breakfast and now the kitchen looks like a war zone.
Your dog ate your homework and now you have to explain it to your teacher.
You tried to do a TikTok dance and tripped into a trash can.
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A Desully is when everything goes from bad to absolutely ridiculous because of one stupid mistake.
You told your crush you liked them and now they’re dating your best friend.
You tried to be a hero and now the whole class is stuck in the principal’s office.
You tried to make a smoothie and now the blender is screaming.
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A Desully is when you or something else makes a mess so big that even the gods are like, 'what the hell? why?'
You tried to clean your room and now it looks like a tornado lived there.
You tried to be cool and now you’re stuck in the lunchroom with the school’s worst puns.
You tried to play the guitar and now your cat is running away from you.
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